Dumb Ways to Die
Dumb Ways to Die is an Australian announcement by Metro Trains, warning people to be safe around trains and lists train-related deaths among a list of slapstick deaths.
Victims[]
- Numpty - Burns to death after setting himself on fire while playing with matches.
- Hapless - Head bitten off by a grizzly bear.
- Pillock - Had an allergic reaction by eating expired medicine.
- Dippy - Lower half bitten off by piranhas.
- Dummkopf - Electrocuted after sticking a fork in a toaster.
- Dimwit - Burned alive in his house after trying to set up electrical work.
- Stupe - Decapitated after crashing his plane.
- Lax - Died of food poisoning after eating a two-week old unrefrigerated pie.
- Unknown Bean - Killed by Clod off-screen.
- Doomed - Hit with a baseball bat by a drug dealer.
- Numskull - Head exploded from decompression in space.
- Bungle - Hid in a clothes dryer and killed when it turned on.
- Mishap - Bitten by a snake.
- Dunce - Sold both of his kidneys online and died off-screen.
- Calamity - Suffocated after eating a tube of superglue off-screen.
- Ninny - Blown up by a nuclear explosion.
- Botch - Shot multiple times in the chest by a hunter.
- Doofus - Stung to death by wasps.
- Stumble - Run over by a train.
- Bonehead - Run over by a train while in his car.
- Putz - Run over by a train.
Deaths[]
- Total - 21
- 19 Male
- 2 Female
Kill Counts[]
- Clod - 1