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Epic Movie is a comedy film which is a parody of The Lion, The Witch, and the Wardrobe, with elements of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory and The DaVinci Code.

  • Paris Hilton - Crushed when Susan fell on top of her after being thrown out of an airplane by Samuel L. Jackson
  • Ron Weasley - Shot in the neck by Susan with an arrow
  • Rubeus Hagrid - Slashed by Peter
  • Minerva McGonagall - Slashed by Peter
  • Albus Dumbledore - Stabbed by Harry's sword sent flying from his hand by Peter
  • Silas - Neck snapped by Aslo
  • Aslo - Stabbed by the White Bitch with a knife
  • Bink - Killed by Edward with a body slam
  • White Bitch - Run over by Jack Swallows with the wheel from Pirates of the Caribbean 2
  • Peter Pervertsky - Run over by Jack with the wheel
  • Susan Pervertsky - Run over by Jack with the wheel
  • Edward Pervertsky - Run over by Jack with the wheel
  • Lucy Pervertsky - Run over by Jack with the wheel

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